Friday, April 4, 2008
Went To The Barber Today BTW
Lol The Barber Kept Asking To Be Natural,
Then Guess What.... He Drops His Scissors When Cutting My Hair.
Then Nearly Landed On My Middle Down There.
Lucky Never, Else Next Time No Fatherday For Me Le.
But Since Never Hit My There, I Never Complain.
That Barber Quite Old Also Le Never Blame Him.
Dont Know Whats Wrong With Me Nowadays,
Kept Pooing Out Red Dungs, Red As In With Blood. Dont Think Its Because Of My Diet.
Been Eating Lots Of Veggies And Fruits. I Dread Going To Answer Nature's Call Again.
I Dont Want See The Toilet Bowl Water Dyed Red Again.
Am I Gonna Die?? Dont Really Care. Despite This Someone Still Kept Dont Understand Me.
I Done Alot Of Things For Her In Secret. But What I Did, I'm Not Gonna Say.
Only My Close Friends And Those People I Ask For Help Know. All I Want Is Her To Be Happy :)
Well Tmr Going Out With Friends To Orchard.
But Doesnt Seem That I Can Sleep Well Tonight
Cause Some One Never Wish Me Goodnight Back When I Want To Sleep
From This Point Onward It May Bored You If You Dont Know Anything About ROME Total War. Its A Computer Game BTW.
Lol So Its More Corspes In ROME Total War(Barbarian Invasion) Tonight.
Roman Western Empire Nearly Crushed
Vandals Rules !!!
Samatians Irritating, Fight So Long Le Still Dont Want Surrender, Chase Them Away From Their Homeland Le Still Want War With Me. Then Went To Roman Land And Fight For Land Lol Poor Roman Western Empire Kana Burger By Us Thats Why Nearly Crushed.
Then The Super Strong Sassinid Empire, Dont Want War With Them They Still Want War From Me. Dont Know How Many Armies Kana Dissloved By Them Le. Eat Full Nothing Do Kept Sending Warships On My Sea Territory. Then Sink My Ships, Sink My Armies. $$$ All Go Sea Bed Feed Fish Liao.
Then Romano British Suddenly Pop Out Of My Conquered British Islands Then Attacked My Town, Ending Lose Lor, Their Soldiers All Gold Bar Rank De. Mine Leh? All Bronze Bar For Infanty And Calvary And Silver Bar For Archers. Only Way To Fight Them Is Through Bribe LOL, Cause Gold Bar Rank Too Hard For Little Trained Barbarian Warriors Tackle Le.
Lol Actually Every Single Fraction Left All Having War With Me :P Except The Roman Rebels
Ostrogoths, Goths, Samatians, Sassinid, Romano British, Roman West And East Empire, Berber All Having War With Me. Diao, I So Unpopular Meh? I Occupied About 3/4 Of Europe Only Mah.
Does Barbarians Have Poor Governance?
Lol I Can Tell You More Or Less Yes.
Out Of The 40 Pieces Of Land I Controlled, 5 Are Rioting As A Profession.
They See Their Religion Different From Other Land De Then Not Happy Riot Le.
So Hard To Play A Barbarian Fraction. Always Have To Shut The Rioting Crowd By The Blade.
Fractions Destroyed So Far: Saxon, Franks, Alemenni, Hans, Celts, Roxani, Lombardi, Burguii
Now Scared De Is Another Fraction : Slavs Coming Out Soon, And Coming Up On My Territory -.-'' Which Means, One More Front To Fight. Hahas WTH Charge Ah !
I'm Telling Myself To Bear With It, But Understand Theres A Limit To Everyone's Temper.
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